You've Got to Be Kidding Me

Who the hell breaks into Dunkin Donuts for the money from the register? Seriously. We can't even break a hundred out of that thing at any given time of day. It's got to be a joke, right? No one in their right mind would think they could get a worthwhile sum of money from the Dunkin register after the night shift.

But, no. Someone did it. Someone actually smashed the pane glass window in the door after the place was closed, hopped behind the counter, opened the registers only to find them empty, and then did the same thing at the Mobil. Didn't try breaking into the office of Dunkin Donuts, didn't try to find the Lottery money at the Mobil, didn't even take any food on his way out. Just took off empty-handed.

Who the hell does that?