The Business End of Higher Education

I got a billing statement from my college saying I owe them a shitload of money.

I took out a loan for just this purpose.

They left me a number to call the business office and straighten this out.

Then everyone took off until Monday.

Oh how I love these little adventures. Yes, that's what I'll call them. "Adventures." Not "unfortunate communication mishaps" or "frustrating occurances" or "inconsiderate f***-ups." I will call them "adventures."